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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. 

Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Without enough sleep we all become tall two-year olds.

Children’s Sermon ~ One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children’s sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, “What’s in here?”

“I know!” a little boy explained. “Pantyhose!!”

The prospective father-in=law asked, “Young man, can you support a family?” The surprised groom-to-be replied, “Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves!”

Grandma’s age – little Billy asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, “39 and holding.” Billy thought for a moment, and then said, “And how old would you be if you let go?”

Impossibilities in the world –

1- You can’t count your hair.
2- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
3- You can’t breathe when your tongue is out.

Please put your tongue back inside your mouth, you look silly.

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 5. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car,” said Herman. “It’s hundreds of them!”

One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children’s sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg.

He pointed at the egg and asked the children,
“What’s in here?”

“I know!” a little boy explained. “Pantyhose!!”

One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children’s sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, “What’s in here?” “I know!” a little boy explained. “Pantyhose!!”

It was palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what they were for. “People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by.” “Wouldn’t you know it!,” the boy funed, “the one Sunday I dont go, he shows up!”




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